Pork Pie Hat
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Number 31 (XXXI) in the series. • Created February 2024
Height: 6" (152 mm) | Length: 3" (76 mm) | Width: 6.5" (165 mm)
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Fashion, function, form. There are many reasons someone wears something on their head. But it’s not often it’s also a tasty, flakey, fruit-filled pie.
When following trends is not your forte, and the sty is a little stale. Best check Old MacDonald’s window sill for a cooling (soon to be reimagined) tête fête.
From the “say my name“ collection and the “ahead by a century” series, we fashionably present:
Pork Pie Hat
From Heisenberg to the Hip it’s a dapper dandy that appreciates exceptional headwear. A boar at parties? Afraid to hog the spotlight? Get ready to be the bacon of the ball with this Babe (and Charlotte) approved ensemble.
The fedora, stetson, and sombrero all have their place. Just not on this porker's head. So tip your hat to this truffles icon with both swagger and swiness. This oink is definitely on point.
Bonus content: Pie Power Rankings
1. Apple
2. Pumpkin
3. Rhubarb
4. Lemon
5. Pecan
6. Blueberry
7. Strawberry rhubarb
8. Cherry
9. Peach
10. Coconut
(Disagree? Let me know)
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