Height: 6.5" (165 mm) | Length: 3.25" (83 mm) | Width: 5XXX5" (140 mm)

When you want to know how many buckets it takes to hold a live whale but can’t afford an Uber to the ocean. Or your food poisoning fever dream takes an inter-dimensional quantum tunnel turn. Ahoy and look no further than this bucket list fantasy fandango .

Captain Ahab to Captain Crunch, Jonah to Jacques (Cousteau), the quest for a whaley good time continues.

From the “don’t be a Dick, just call me Moby“ collection and the “ free Willy offer has been amended to a BOGO (with coupon)” series, we swimmingly present:

Whale in a pail 🐋 🪣

While we are still waiting for Brendan Fraser’s approval, this piece poses more questions than it answers…

Really small whale Or really large buckets?
Rip in the space time continuum or serious plot hole? And what came first, the Humpback or the Sperm? Whales are wonderful creatures. Intelligent, graceful, and emotional mammals, these warm blooded Behemoths are up for any bucket challenge.

(Yes the whale is well and happy, when asked for comment, they replied “I’m just ducky. Thanks”)

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